Tripped over my friends bra… ..she is always setting booby traps!

What do you call a piano that approves. A piayes.

Have you guys seen the new Ray Rice’s jersey It’s a wife beater

The Longest joke in the world (sorry if re-post) it’s totally worth it! [7 Page Joke](http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2a5xwx/truthmafia.com/archives/1554)

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup? He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

When people post sad things on Facebook I just want to hug them and whisper softly in their ears, “no one cares.”

What’s the difference between a whore and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after it’s slapped

a self-checkout line with 0 mirrors what a joke

Remember when I told you to be yourself? I think we should revisit that.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen? A Chef of course…