Today’s word is Legs. Spread the word.

What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $1.50, while deer nuts are under a buck.

why are Jews so good at studying ? cause they went to concentration camp !

I had an argument with a Mobius strip the other day. It was very one-sided.

Why is Mike Pence magic? He can turn fruits to vegetables

What’s the worst part about going down on a black girl? Cotton mouth

My friend sent her photo to the lonely hearts club They sent it back saying they weren’t *that* lonely

I realized that I’m bisexual… When you buy, I get sexual.

*joaquin phoenix croses a street adn almost gets hit by a taxi* *mumbles to himsef* cmon man whyd he try to do that. i mean, im joaquin here

Noah’s flood = God clearing his browser history