I downloaded the Pinterest app and now my phone is stuck in a mason jar.

What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wassa B.

B OO P Top View, Front View, Side View

How did the raisin have fun at the movies? It took a date….

China recently banned girls from eating bananas on live streams… so now the people with hemorrhoids can now get off from girls eating raspberries instead.

How do you take a screenshot of a picture of a circumcision? Using the snipping tool

What do you call a dream about soda? a fanta sea

The guy in the next urinal peed so hard that a little got on me and I thought “damn this dude is good at peeing”

My book on tantric sex finally arrived. Damn thing took ages to come.

*primitive gungans defeat battle droids* *Stone Age ewoks beat elite stormtroopers* *improbable underdog story defeats logic and reason*