I bet that Heimlich was just a perv who molested people from behind, and one time accidentally saved someone from choking.

Did you hear the one about the perverted statistician? He couldn’t get off on the standard deviation

I came to Reddit to read some jokes.. It’s on the comment section.

*knocks on donation door Me: I have a donation Salvation Army: Ma’am, once again… you cannot donate your man Me: You have stupid rules!

A joke I told my friend What’s the difference between me and your mom? I’m smart.

Nothing more uncomfortable than a girl with a lazy eye looking up at you while giving you head.

[my funeral] PRIEST: dearly beloved… *respectful silence from guests* PRIEST: …and steve ME FROM INSIDE COFFIN: lmao get roasted steve

What do Canadian girls have? Boobehs

Basic Instinct Star Cast in “The Carpenters” Biopic This summer: SHARON IS KAREN

My grandfather told me that during the war he was exposed to irritants like pepper spray and mustard gas. Now he’s a seasoned vet.