Why do girls like guys who wear shirts with eight buttons? They fascinate.

Don’t judge someone because they sin differently than you.

“Always wear a pretty bra. The worst case is nobody sees it.” ~ Not an old Irish proverb

What’s black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black? A nun on a spit

I went to a drag race yesterday It’s amazing how fast men can run in heels.

I am all for women receiving equal rights and lefts!

Yo mama so fat. . . I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas. Edit: TIL Reddit has very strong feelings about my mother.

When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.

Do girls budget their tears so they don’t dehydrate & other legitimate questions

The iCloud leaks weren’t an accident at all. It was Apple trying to make up for causing Adam and Eve to have to wear clothes in the first place.