What star sign is a donut? It’s a Taurus!

My wife is like a grape She lets out a little whine.

Helen Keller walks in to a bar…. Then a table… Then a chair

Shoutout to my upstairs neighbors who wrestled a large moose last night

[Soldiers regrouping] Where’s Jim? He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Good news everyone! I’ve found another person who’s voice you can hear in your head when reading one single phrase…. AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every now and then, getting lost means finding your way.

The English language is bizzare There was a young girl from Slough Who choked on a piece of raw dough But the time she was through With hiccup and cough She woke everyone in the borough

If by loves to travel you mean secretly following you every where you go from a safe distance then yes I love to travel.

What position makes the ugliest children? Ask your parents