What is a nickname for any black man? Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, wait. That’s a hardware problem. [source](http://nerdfighteria.info/video/54/Zrnd63DAH8o)

I’ve heard addicts claim that heroin became their “God” but… …they’re always taking his name in vein.

What’s everyone’s least favorite dish? Cunt Pao Chicken!

What’s an Ancient Roman’s favorite sex position? LXIX.

They say the camera adds ten pounds so my girlfriend only needs to lose about four or five cameras before bikini season.

I am part of the 1% Well, at least my cell phone battery is.

Why do Avon Ladies walk funny? Their lipstick.

My only talent is sleeping I could do it with my eyes closed.

What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies? WILL.I.WAS