The punchline came early What does this joke have in common with me the first time I had sex?

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day… Teach a man to fish and he’ll put you out of work.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the f out of “safe” and the f out of “way”.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat? Sorry, I’m just a little hoarse!

Joke about jokes. I’ve never told this joke, but I have written it once.

You’re riding a horse, a giraffe is running next to you and a lion is chasing you. What do you do? Get your drunk as off the carousel.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole? A Hot Cross Bunny

The GF goes away for 10 days, *shits going to get wild * sleeps in middle of bed

PornHub recently had videos featuring Chyna on the front page and I decided to check some of them out… …they weren’t the finishing move I was looking for.

I understand that t-shirt guns exist but what about shooting pants at people? This seems useful too