Whats the difference between a suicide bomber and a hooker..?? Nothing.. They like to blow..

How do you know if you have an underbite? When your eating pussy and it tastes like shit

A man with a gun enters a bar… …”Who had sex with my wife?” he snarled. A muffled voice heard in the background said, “You don’t have enough bullets for that mate.”

Naming yo dick ‘Pain’ for emo chicks cuz they are suckers for pain…

It doesn’t take much to be a president… … a liter of the country.

What does ‘J’ stand for in Donald J Trump? ‘Genius’ (This joke was stolen from CharlieDarwin2)

This is the only comment you should be leaving on porn sites: “Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken.”

Life without women would be… a pain in the butt!

My daughter: I know everything Me: What’s the capital of brazil? My daughter: that’s a secret

Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So…41 guys…that’s the limit.