I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite. I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant.

What do Asians do when they have an erection? They vote

Why are there no penguins in Britain? They’re scared of Wales.

All women have an hour glass figure – it’s just that they all tote around different amounts of sand.

What’s the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one is a race for the cure. Source:http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180

Chemistry joke thread? I’ll start: I was at -273.15C one time. It was OK. What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium I’m sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon.

I’m going to tell you a pizza joke actually never mind it’s too cheesy.

What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.

How do make a woman blind? Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

4 Jewish women go out for dinner When the waiter checks on them during their meal he asks “is anything okay?”