I remember back in the day when you had to roll up a tiny scroll and give it to a falcon to tweet

What’s a horrible icebreaker? The titanic

What’s the difference between a USB and the USA? One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

My friend is an idiot. Both of us spot a gorgeous woman standing about 30 feet away. Friend: What should I do? Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don’t have any change…

I want to be cremated… So I can finally have a smoking hot body!!

I’ve been saving up for a sex change, I don’t care what my wife says. SHE’S GOING TO HAVE IT!

My friend said they didn’t want to die abroad… But I thought they already were one?

I have coffee before looking at art. Brews before hues.

Is a Rhino Liner something you wear in your underpants when you have the Rhinovirus?