What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five? You leave him hanging….

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff? — He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite… He said NaBrO.

“Do you want to see a nice clock?” I said, lowering my trousers, “That’s not a clock!” She exclaimed when she saw my dick… It will be when you put two hands and a face on it!

Your momma’s so fat Newt Gingrich wants to send astronauts to colonize her.

What’s the difference between a brick and an MRA? Bricks get laid.

What’s a cats favourite alcoholic drink? Whiskers on the rocks

Sushi A bumped into Sushi B on the road one day. What did Sushi A said to Sushi B? Wasaaaabi!

Someone tweeted today that they were “29-ish” and I didn’t know you could “ish” 15 years.