What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired? Oh snap!

i never dreamed that little pictures on a screen would feel like friends… yet here i am.

What’s better than breaking the seal on a bottle? breaking the seal on a rock.

You are what you eat? *eats Natalie Portman*

Les Miserables was pretty good but I wish I’d had some kind of warning that everyone in it would be so unhappy.

I can’t remember this joke. This joke had a sadist, masochis, murderer, rapist, and some other guys all talking about what they were going to do to a cat. Does anyone know what I’m talking about?

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet? No connection

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee? Neither. It’s a Thai.

town of terrorism joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_tTBfYQlI&list=UUuWKX9oJE45RXSsvGTDTKKQ

Adele joke Why the chicken cross the road? To say Hello from the other side