What do you call a dumb seal? An imbeseal

I was thinking about becoming a Muslim, I met a guy online that told me I could get a free vest if I signed up.

So a dyslexic man walks into a rab.

?Police Navidad / Police Navidad / Police Navidad, usemos mace y brutalidad?

Right now, someone is wearing cargo pants and getting away with it. I can’t even concentrate on my book.

Poop jokes are great, But sometimes they’re slightly corny.

Hillary Clinton’s recent case of pneumonia just goes to show There’s only one candidate who can dodge a draft.

“So, do you play any instruments?” Me: *slaps knees for 30 minutes straight without breaking eye contact*

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream? A large twist cone.

Ford should create an 8-cylinder Fusion model It would be a V8 Fusion