What is a Stealth Bomber’s favourite Banana in Pajamas? B-2

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today They must have been laced or something cause I’ve been trippin all day.

Why don’t Germans play games with new players? Because they don’t want to wreck Danubes.

My asian friend told me a hilarious joke today… Unfortunately, I had reddit be-4chan.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it’s not going to start? According to my neighbor it’s 458 times.

I hate how people treat amputees differently. Just because they’re missing a limb or two doesn’t make them any less of a person.

The Huffington Post just did a fascinating piece on the 9 Greatest Single-Digit Numbers of All Time.

Best worst pick up lines? Anything and everything. “Hey, how much does a seal weigh?” ” I dunno?” “Just enough to break the ice.”

How do people not know how to say their ABC’s backwards. It’s 3 fucking letters.

Just spent $243.57 at the grocery store so the check out girl didn’t think I was just buying KY and condoms.