I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

9 out of 10 therapist agree to just be yourself The other one realizes that’s what got you into this shit in the first place.

What did one butt cheek say to the other? If we pull together, we can stop this shit.

What happened when the two angels got married? They lived harpily ever after!

The legal system is like bleach, Works perfectly for whites, but not with colors.

He died doing what he loved. He didn’t know she was married.

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play? GET OFF MY LAN!

A man goes to a bar with his autistic girlfrien, what happens next is mindblowing… Really guys ? Again ? This is the 3rd clickbait joke today

My penis was in the guinness book of world records! And then the librarian told me to take it out

How did the rednecks find their sister? Pretty good.