“It’s so funny running into you like this.” -Guy who just crashed his car into yours in a hilarious way

Why are there so many good jokes about feminists? Well, they’re huge targets…

(Calm down, this isn’t a racist joke.) How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? (Not a racist joke!) You look for the fresh prints!

What do you call? What do you call an anorexic with a east infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

Monk at the Dentist Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

A teenager goes in for his regular physical Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Teen: No Doctor: Do you smoke or do drugs? Teen: No. I’m also not sexually active. Doctor: Well no shit

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed? PP Up.

Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.

but sir, if a picture is worth a thousamd words then i dont understamd why my essay cant just be 4 or 5 emojis

A father asks his child, “Could you please stop listening to Korean music?” “K, pop.”