I hate being bipolar.. It’s great.

What do you call a flower in Florida? Orlando Bloom.

A classic among my friends Knock knock. Who’s there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu akbarrrrrrrrrr-

How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 69.

Why did the pop band get cancer? They were radio active.

I saw a flock of angry ducks the other day. I wonder why they were in such a fowl mood.

What kind of wood doesn’t float? Natalie.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? None

Rudolph’s red nose is actually the result of a parasitic infection in his respiratory system. Stay woke.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!