People who quit Reddit, what is life like now?

So in 2016 I’ve decided to leave all the negative people behind. So im sorry if i owe you money because im moving on from that now.

I’m Black. So I can’t be racist. But these suckers keep telling me that I am. “Jake, you can’t call yourself Black just because you went to jail once. That is racist”

[creation of bats] God: stretch out that mouse

Excuse me, do you like graves? Yeah, I dig ’em.

I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday Now it’s a dell, rolling in the deep

What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys

A little boy and his father are walking in a cemetery …and come across a gravestone that reads “here lies a lawyer and a good man” The boy asks his father “Dad, why did they bury 2 men in 1 grave?”

I just put on sine trousers I haven’t worn since a wedding in 2001. I found a Nokia 3210 in the pocket… It still had 2 bars of battery. *some trousers

The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t make that here.” Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar. He gets up and leaves. He takes a seat and orders a Polynesian Pearl Diver.