Daddy, what’s a transvestite? Ask mommy, he knows

Did you know there are only two Lawyer jokes? The rest are all true.

I told my boss I couldn’t come into work because my anal glaucoma was acting up. I just couldn’t see my ass there.

Why didn’t anyone react when the king farted? Because it was a noble gas

What do you do, if you’re jerking off when you’re meant to do something else but you’re putting it off? Procrasturbation.

A Dyslexic man walks into a bra

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen? It Varys.

To limit my smoking… I only smoke on days that start with ‘T’… like Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.

Yesterday was National Girlfriend day and my girl friend really enjoyed it .. … my wife .. not so much.

A question that answers itself What is curiosity?