A man in Arizona buys a [Tempescope Cube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ddMyIsxZ-g). He returned it a week later because all it did was blow sand and tumbleweeds around.

The Game You just lost.

What’s the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? Depth perception.

Doctors in Zurich, Switzerland, in a 14-hour operation, successfully separated the conjoined Facebook account of a husband and wife.

One day, some dude was all “You know where we should save our money? Inside a statue of a pig,” and everybody went “That is a GREAT idea.”

My family made a pact that I’m the first to be sacrificed in a zombie apocalypse because I’ll slow them down. That’s my workout motivation.

I once called my teacher mom I was home schooled

GEEK BOOTY CALL… FRESH AIR You’re a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!

one of those 60 second cooking videos but for how to cover up an accidental manslaughter

If “loving you” is wrong, then i don’t want to be right!