The doctor gave me 4 months to live. So I shot him. The judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved.

What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when it gets a little too hot… A firetruck… .. You dirty person you… 🙂

[Bee diary] Day one: met a really cute queen bee Day two: queen bee is now my gf Day three: my gf cheated on me with my 40,000 roommates

Wrong Hole! – a love story

Don’t embarrass a guy by telling him his fly is open in public. Just be a man, walk over there, and slowly zip it up for him.

I said “Hi” to a feminist. The trial is scheduled for tomorrow

“Go ahead caller” Why radio DJ’s should never work a suicide hotline…

Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He’s looking for a crypt writer.

I can really only think of one thing worse than genocide. Jews.

A drunk man walks into a bar… … and a table… and a chair…