What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera (racism free) Phil Ming

Using only a paperclip, taffy, and rubber band, MacGuyver left another shitty tip.

I’ve been running as fast as I can, but I still can’t catch my breath.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river? because he was in Da-Nile

I saw a woman really screaming at her kids in public this morning, but in her defense, the kids were ugly.

I’m so broke that I posed nude for a magazine last week. That’s the last time I go to that newsagents!

Where do Mexicans shop for books? Borders

Why are some girls so odd? Because they can’t even.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Three men taking a shower together.

With all of the experience The Fine Bros have… I wonder why they didn’t see this reaction coming.