A man goes to the library and asks for a book on satisfying your partner in the bedroom. The librarian said, “Let me check that it’s in first”. “Yeah, that’s the one.”

If there’s one thing children have taught me it’s how to count down from 5 while pretending there’s a huge consequence if I ever reach zero.

Things never heard before sex, “Wait let me take off my crocs first”

Did you hear about the blonde that tried to walk around the world? She drowned.

Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

Thanksgiving Prank – Pregnant Turkey http://tjmix.net/index.php/videos?task=latest&id=557&sl=latest&layout=simple

What do you call nudes from the 90s hot mail

DATING TIP: Girls love sensitive guys. Loudly wince when she touches you. Re-apply sunblock 38 times. Bring up how often your gums bleed.

Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what?? Pilot: Yes SIR!

What’s the difference between a midget and black people? A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.