Can you tell me a dirty joke? I want to be more outgoing.

Trump wants to pass a law banning grocery stores from selling shredded cheese… … in order to “make America Grate again”

What does DNA stand for? the National Dyslexic Association

What do you call an illegitimate female cow? Miss Steak

There are two types of people in this world 1 those who understand bianary and 10 those who don’t

Knock knock. Who’s there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly. -Cool way to tell your son he’s adopted.

What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? “Hey what’s eating you?”

When I die I really hope that as a ghost I can travel and not be stuck in one place. I have people to scare and some I want to see naked.

How is the layer of fat around a woman’s vagina called? Woman.

Why did the black man cross the road? Better question is what the FUCK is he doing outside of the cotton field!?