I stand right next to the “God Hates Fags” guy with a sign that says “Please Ignore My Ex-Boyfriend”

If you watched a movie of my life backwards it would be about a guy who refills beer cans and puts them back into the fridge.

my ex-girlfriend named my penis Trump, Because it talked a big game to get inside, left her disappointed, and she wanted to get rid of it in 4 years or less…

I just had sex I don’t know where else to post it

I was really bad in my school band. So bad they kicked me out and put me on the registered sax offenders list.

I like my women how I like my coffee. Big tits.

My mom told me not to kill the spider but to take it out… so I did, we had a few drinks, top lad he is..currently working as a web designer.

What comes after Q Jokes? /r/Jokes

Dating Q. Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date? A. “I couldn’t imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website”

What do you tell a woman with no arms or legs? Nice tits.