1 Bitcoin = 19.62 USD. What does it say about your economy when imaginary internet money is worth more than your “Real World Money”?

No wonder Jared lost weight… He doesn’t like footlongs.

How do you save a pirate’s life? C P Arrr!

They read them up side down Why don’t bats enjoy r/jokes?

I wonder who is being John Malkovich right now.

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons? Jose and Hoseb

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn’t go to the gym with me. We just weren’t working out.

If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately

What does Neil Degrasse Tyson call orgies… …the big bang courtesy of reds

Two condoms walk into a gay bar They look at each other and say “let’s get shit faced!”