How do you get 100 jews into a car? Toss a penny in, how do you get them out? tell hitler is driveing the car.

its prettey gutsy that u call urself a salad, potato salad

What’s President Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barack-oli

why can’t you keep a jew in jail? they eat lox…

If a seagull lives by the sea… If a seagull lives by the sea, what do you call a bird that lives by the bay? A Bay Gull

What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss Harambe

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A lick-her cabinet

How do you grow a cow? Plant its nuts.

Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital? The Ultra-sound guy….. Who covers him when he’s not available? The hip replacement guy!