Safety Tip: Always have a loaded water gun ready to go in case of a home invasion by a cat burglar.

What do you call a women who has had a lot of sex? Her name #Feminist jokes

Chuck Norris… …played a used game once… on the Xbox One.

USDA approves shipment of marijuana-fed cows’ beef Analytical studies show that the steaks are high

It sounded like someone on a moped was approaching but it turned out to be 1,000 bees on a regular bicycle.

What was a poor Roman citizen’s favorite breakfast? Fruity Plebbles.

I’ve got reverse Benjamin Button disease.

“I’ve found that I’d scream the exact same way If a piece of seaweed touches my leg or if a shark were trying to bite me.” – Kevin James

Three guys walk into a bar… The fourth one ducks under it.

2034. All motivation comes from posters now. People can’t even find the strength to poop without seeing italics over a meadow