How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

Political jokes offend me! They get elected too often.

What do you call two crows? Attempted murder

My doctor recommended that I stay away from trans fats I should stop using recipes from tumblr.

Damn, Girl, are you a rollercoaster? ’cause everyone is talking about the ride…

It makes me so mad when people use the word “gay” as an insult ..fucking assholes

What is it called when you call your ex? Ex-communication

Detroit is the first city to make community college free! There are no community colleges in Detroit.

Boss: You’re late Me: Sorry, my clock was set to Australian time Boss: That would make today Saturday Me: You’re right. I’ll go home

I spent the night on a 4th dimensional alien ship. Surprisingly the surroundings were very familiar. Except in the bathroom they had a glory cube.