I recently had sex with a biologist at her laboratory. I don’t like to brag, but she had multiple organisms.

What do JFK and Obama have in common? Well, nothing yet.

If two KKK members get in a fight… And someone else nearby gets hit, do they get caught in the cross fire?

[At make-up counter] But does this lipstick come off of a taint?

Why does Daredevil worry about getting fat? He never watches what he eats.

you may have noticed my signature fedora, my signature has a little fedora drawn on it to look like it is wearing one

I stole a toilet seat from a police station once. They never caught me, they had nothing to go on.

What were the Zodiac Killer’s Plans for Vacation? To take a Cruz.

What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth? An endentured servant

Why do men get circumcised? Because women GRAB anything 20% off!!