Why couldn’t Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket? Because he was in de-nile

A dad walks into his daughter’s room and saw her fapping with a cucumber, he said: Hey! I was going to eat that, now it’s going to taste like cucumber!

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states? Because that’s where the most racists are.

I was brought up as an only child. I enjoyed it, but it used to really piss off my sister.

This is a joke translated from japaneese … Two men walk into a pub. Clunk Clunk

If I could be in 2 places at once, I’d mainly use it so I didn’t have to leave my bed during the night to go for a wee

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

There was a devastating fire in my shoe shop. So many lost Soles.

Last night in bed, my wife said we should try some role reversal. So I told her, I had a headache.

What do you get when you cross Mike Myers and a T-Rex? Jurassic Wayne’s World!