Tip for new parents: The less you feed ’em, the less they poop.

I thought I would go and help out in Africa… …turns out they have enough aids.

What does a drama student do while stuck in Math class? she cos(plays)

I climbed a really tall ladder. Afterwards, I was rung out.

What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday? Yellow Cake http://imgur.com/gallery/FGFV1Em/new

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again… I’ve said it before.

Just place a STUDENT DRIVER sticker on top of your car, and suddenly no one suspects you of drunk driving at 8am.

Black people have 3 things that are white. Their eyeballs, their teeth, and… their masters

Why is Santa’s sack so big? Because he only comes once a year

I am a proud member of Grammar Nazi… And your not.