First rule of tortilla fight club- You don’t talk about the taco bout

Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes but it’s much more terrible if he doesn’t realize it.

Pants Up Don’t Loot

I’m not trying to be romantic but you have something in your eye. My dick.

WHY IS USHER ALWAYS SAYING HIS NAME IN HIS SONGS, IS HE A POKEMON?

What does a racist get for their birthday? KK-cake

There’s a hole in the nudist camp wall… The police are looking into it.

Organized people are just people who are too lazy to look for things.

what brand of power tool does Chris Brown use? Black and Decker.

A father walks in on his son… A father walks in on his son masturbating. The father says, “Son, If you keep masturbating you’ll go blind!” The son replies, “Dad, I’m over here.”