What sound does a shotgun make? Cobain Cobain

There’s nothing funny about vagina jokes Period.

Where do all the orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

Why are cows always broke? The farmers milk them dry.

A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan. The boy asks “what gave me away?” The man responds “your parents”

I might drive you crazy, but at least I’ll take the scenic route.

I became a vegetarian switched to weed.

Why was 10 traumatized? Because it was in the middle of 9/11

If you’re walking on sunshine, please adjust your dosage accordingly.

I swapped my wife’s parachute around with her backpack. Now when the bitch goes on her stupid camping holiday, all she will have is a parachute. *copypaste from sickipedia.org*