People keep getting mad when I say I’m a God…. … They all say I have a me complex

“Ohhh, that’s what you meant by period sex” I say, removing my powdered wig and waistcoat.

What do you call.. What do you call toothless bear. A gummy bear!

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy’s face after he turns 12.

What is Hitlers favorite juice shop? Jamba Jews

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal.

My wife has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh … … and if you hold your ear against it, you can smell the sea.

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You’d think it would be R, but they really love the C.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn’t? I don’t know, as far as I’m concerned there’s not a vas deferens.

A cop, a hooker, a priest and a clown…… A cop, a hooker, a priest and a clown walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and replies, “What…….is this some kind of Joke?”