Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they can’t even.

r/Jokes, what are your best colour blindness jokes?

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

My boyfriend took me to dinner and insisted I order my food in a robot voice, so I took him to bed and insisted he make Chewbacca noises.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because you wore the wrong sock.

Why are Santa’s balls so big? Because he only comes once a year.

Patient: Doctor every night i see ants playing football Doctor: It’s okay take these pills Patient: No way tomorrow is the final

Karma is like 69. You get what you give.

Nothing will get this Billy Joel song out of my head. At this point, I’m praying for a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

What came first…? Kid Flash or Flash’s Dick?