The parking spot on Richard III’s grave was restricted… Only two-door cars were allowed.

How long is a Chinaman? How long IS a chinaman

A blind guy walks into a bar *thud*

I got my bucket list mixed up with my shopping list Swam with dolphin-safe tuna.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. jk, rolling.

England football team are great at holding on in extra time.

Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove!

“Turtle Power” is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently.

A man runs into a bar… A man runs into a bar, and demands to the barkeep: “Quick! How tall do penguins grow?” “About two foot sir” replies the bartender “Shit. I’ve just run over a nun.”

What’s the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney