I have found that a positive pregnancy test will cure hiccups.

Sochi Nobody’s going to be Rushin there.

Hitler wasn’t that bad. C’mon, he killed Hitler.

Does anyone know which homeless shelters provide wifi?

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian? It rhymes when they say. “Keep at eye out for a coyote.”

“Wanna hear a joke about being shot by the police?” “No thanks, I get depressed by black humour.” Maybe I should cross-post this to /r/ImGoingToHellForThis

The final death of 2016…. Mariah Carey’s live performance career

I was gonna tell a priest joke… But it would probably rub some kids the wrong way.

My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library. I said “WTF man, it’s 2015. You can use whatever printer you want.”

Why did the numbers 25, 36, and 49 go to the dentist? For a square root canal