Intellectual Joke Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says “We don’t serve noble gases in here.” Helium doesn’t react.

A man asked Hitler ” Would you kill a jew for 8 pieces of gold? ” Hitler said : Nein.

Does anyone know where concentrate is? I’ve been drinking lovely orange juice from there for years now..

Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo weighs 700lbs but a Zippos a little lighter

GARY: “You wanna?” BARRY: “Ugh. Jesus OK.” (Siamese twins deciding to masturbate)

I bought a book on how to build stairs Its a step by step guide

I don’t understand men who can pull off facial hair why don’t they just use a razor?

I really liked the movie, Inception. It’s so fast paced and keeps moving forward. Except for Mal, she keeps coming back.

A guy asks his girlfriend make him feel awesome and sad at the same time Girlfriend: Out of all your friends you have the biggest penis

There are smart men, handsome men, rich men, sexy men and sweet men and then there is the combination of all. We call that one a “unicorn”