Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.

Be kind to strangers. One of them could end up being your coroner.

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job? Because he had a crack addiction.

Technically, setting someone on fire is burning calories.

White people sure do love generalizations.

The way I see it, the only thing my daughter’s little “boyfriend” needs to know about me is I ain’t afraid to go back to prison.

Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” Says the first. “Moo!” says the second

Have you been to Iran? I don’t think you should go, I don’t think they like joggers.

Did you hear about the iguana that couldn’t change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction.

Sometimes, eating is very similar to driving. You trust stale greens