why the animale go to the store? “chill” with friends

What’s the difference between the bird flu and the the swine flu? For bird flu you need tweetment, for swine flu you need oinkment.

What’s the difference between Ireland and America? When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

3 men were on a boat.. And all they had were 4 cigarettes. Unsure on what to do, one of them throws a cigarette overboard. Now the boat was a cigarette lighter.

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS? Cause it’s an all mail business.

Every time you enter a room, you should say “Smells like farts in here.” This way when you fart later, they’ll never suspect you.

You know you’re diplomatic when… you can tell someone to go to hell in a way that makes them look forward to the trip.

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant? Using saxitoxin.

What do you call a thug Australian mammal? a gang-aroo

A Mexican , a black guy , an arab and A Jew Jump out of a plane….who wins? Society