Best way to make people remember you … … … … … … … … … … Borrow money from them.

A barber, a hairdresser, and bigfoot walk into a bar… You know what…I’m gonna shave this joke for another time.

What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $2.00, but deer nuts are under a buck!

I heard Monica lewinsky voted for Trump Just to fuck a Clinton one more time

Sorry I started singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the accountability meeting, but you said “easy come, easy go” so I just ran with it..

“I came, I added lettuce, I conquered” -Julius Caesar Salad

Little kids will love this one …. promise … How high does a frog stand in the water? Knee-deep.

Hear about the lazy baker who wanted a pay increase? He rarely kneeded the dough.

What’s someone who hates underwear’s favorite song? Free Ballin – Foo Fighters

I bought a push up bra today… It didn’t work, I can still only do 2…