Joke Challenge! Who can make the best joke using the spelling similarities between “papist” and “rapist”? NSFW of course OK.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him you’re a mile away and you have his shoes.

Did you know Robert E. Lee was an honor student in high school? He was also voted most likely to secede.

I met Lance Armstrong after a party Me: So, Lance, how was the party? Lance (Pensively glancing at the whisky): I had a ball.

It’s important even when you’re really busy to stop and make time to notice how bad everything is.

Chuck Norris graduated Summa Cum Laude at Harvard after only 1 class.

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles? Because he was Alfredo pasta!

When I got my new job, my boss said I could name my salary But he said “paltry” and ” inadequate” were already taken.

A man got a car for his wife Now, thats what you call a good trade.

5 lil monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off & bumped his head called the doctor & the doctor said U DO NOT HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE ANIMALS