Scientists have successfully grown vocal chords in a petri dish The results speak for themselves.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

A man walks up to his friend and asks him what he is doing… The man replies: I’m donating this chair to CHAIRity.

Sometimes I’ll take such a good picture of someone I’m like “this is definitely making it into the slide show at their funeral.”

What do you call a little Mexican child? A paragraph, because he’s too short to be an essay.

I have three jokes. Trump, his opinions, and his political career.

What do you get when you cross a Jew? Christianity.

My coworker left my office an hour ago, but the smell of his cologne remains, like some kind of douchbag ghost.

Lost your keys? Why not try looking in the same two places 16 times whilst getting increasingly angrier

What is the difference between a toad and a horny toad? A toad says rib-it, rib-it. A horny toad says rub-it, rub-it.