What do you say when you find two banana peels together? Answer: A pair of slipper

I don’t get this joke. Can someone explain it to me? My sister’s fiance is so short that he has trouble playing computer games. The only way he can reach the keyboard is if he lies flat on the ground.

You know, I love the ocean I think in a past life I was a semen

I bet Adam and Eve loved being the first people cuz they didn’t have to worry about ghosts

Sociology homework. I need to compile ten jokes. 5 from females, 5 from males. Could I please get jokes, as well as genders?

I put a lot of basil, parsley, rosemary and thyme in my old Volkswagen Beetle… ..it became herby.

Black Betty walked into a butcher shop and asked for beef. The butcher replied, “No Black Betty, Ham or Lamb?”

I’m tired of women touching and playing with it but no one wants to blow it. Damn vuvuzelas!

Anne Frank’s famous last words. Brb, door

Who’s going to lose the upcoming election? Society.