Which is the smallest pub in the world? The Thalidomide Arms.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me, homes!

I am in prison for something I didn’t do I didn’t pay my taxes

Write a quickly escalating inappropriate joke

I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago… …and so far, all it’s been doing is gathering dust.

Why didn’t Edward leave his house? Because he was Snowden.

Two tectonic plates are having a heated argument… They seem to have diverging opinions.

Why do ghosts carry tissues? Because they have BOOOOgers.

What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth?? A Gummy Bear!

Her: I’m just a vintage soul Me: and a vintage face.. That’s how the fight started