Dear readers of reddit, What is the best insult/comeback you’ve ever thrown down?

A priest, a homosexual, and a paedophile walk into a bar…… And then a second guy walks in

Have you guys heard about the corduroy pillows? There making head lines. (classic) Edit: goddammit…they’re

What does a toddler get drunk off of? Jack Danimals!

The problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur. -George.W.Bush

Where do they make satis? In a satisfactory

What did the two vaginas say to the butthole? “Don’t hate us if you anus.”

In my local park there are three holes in the ground… Well, well, well.

A good way to force people to feel whatever you’re feeling is to hum in public

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?… None, they can’t change anything.