A tad bit racist… How do you starve a black man? Put his food-stamps next to his work boots.

Whenever my grandma comes to visit and I hear a loud thud from upstairs, I go for a coffee and think about the cool stuff I just inherited.

How do you make a hippopotamus float? 2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

What’s the worst part about getting raped by an eskimo? Being forced Inuit.

What’s long and hard on a black guy? A math test.

What’s the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ? A wet nose.

Worst math joke I know. Two students sit in a geometry class. One says to the other “I’m cold!” The other says “go sit in the corner.” “Why?” replies the first. “Because its 90 degrees!”

Don’t google “can you die from an ear infection” at 2am

What did the male potato chip say to the female potato chip? Are you Frito-lay?

“Money doesn’t grow on trees” is something rich people say so you won’t find their money trees.