What’s it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times? An orbyte

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is? A widow

If you call someone from America American and someone from Mexico Mexican what do you call someone from Tibet? Chinese

You’d think your skeleton would get soggy, but doesn’t. Good work, skeleton.

Say, hypothetically, I was stuck in an air vent over a dressing room at Lane Bryant. What kind of legal issues am I dealing with?

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

Do you want to know that people care whether you’re alive? Try missing a couple of payments.

I mentioned to my friend Hanz that today’s the anniversary of the world trade center attacks. “Nein, 11” he said.

Have you heard? Have you heard of the Arkadian Genocide? Exactly.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.